The Pecking Order Week 5, 2026
Pigskins Climb to #4 on a Seven-Game Heater as the Dream Holds the Top
Through Week 5, Running down the Dream sit atop the pecking order. Pigskins dropped 147.57 — the highest score in the league this week. Pigskins jump 4 spots to #4.
The order on the map
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Running down the Dream remains #1 at 85.3% all-play, but a 2-2 record over the last three weeks and a two-game skid mean the throne is wobbling. League sources tell me the rest of the field is closing in fast.
85.3% all-play 130.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Vitside Mafia moves up to #2 on a 3-1 performance over the last few weeks and a 3-game winning streak, averaging 124.4 PPG. Boom, this is a team that is rolling right now and looks dangerous.
81.3% all-play 124.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Da Dangsters slip to #3 despite a 3-1 mark over the last three, with an all-play rate of 69.3% holding them in the top tier. Solid, but they need to find another gear.
69.3% all-play 122.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Pacific Pigskins are the riser of the week, jumping from #8 to #4 with a 4-0 mark over the last three, a 7-game winning streak, and a Stat of the Week 147.57 drop. Pigskins are not just winning, they are rewriting the board.
62.7% all-play 120.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Gridiron Geeks fall to #5 on a 2-2 performance over the last few weeks and 112.2 PPG. League sources tell me this roster has to tighten up before Week 6.
69.3% all-play 112.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Wascawy Wabbits edge up to #6 with a 3-1 record over the last three weeks and a 3-game winning streak, a quiet but steady climb. Wabbits are a team to watch.
62.7% all-play 111.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Dark Magicians of Chaos drop two spots to #7 despite a 113.1 PPG over the last three weeks, with a 2-2 record and a 56.0% all-play rate. Their Week 6 clash against Gridiron Geeks is the highest-ranked matchup on the slate.
56.0% all-play 113.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Computer Jocks climb two spots to #8 on a 2-game winning streak and 116.4 PPG over the last three weeks. Jocks are heating up at the right time.
45.3% all-play 116.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Fire Ready Aim plunges three spots to #9 despite a 3-1 mark over the last three, and the Bench Blunder of the Week, with 47.06 points left on the bench, is a big reason why. Fix the lineup, fix the ranking.
57.3% all-play 104.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Bring The Pain drops to #10 on a 1-3 performance over the last few weeks and a 3-game losing streak, averaging 97.0 PPG. Pain is real, and this team needs to find a win fast.
44.0% all-play 97.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Midwestside Connection holds steady at #11 on a 3-1 mark over the last three and a 2-game winning streak, though its 37.3% all-play rate keeps it in the middle of the pack.
37.3% all-play 94.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Cowboy Up stays at #12 on a 2-2 record over the last three weeks and a 2-game losing streak, with 91.1 PPG. Cowboy Up needs to get back on track.
36.0% all-play 91.1 PPG, last three weeks
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The Mariachi Ninjas sit at #13 on a 1-3 mark over the last three and 86.3 PPG, a tough stretch for a team with 92.9 season PPG.
38.7% all-play 86.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Music City Mafia climbs two spots to #14 from #16, but a 1-3 performance over the last few weeks and 86.8 PPG keep them in the basement. League sources tell me the trend is positive, but the wins have to come.
22.7% all-play 86.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Dead Cap Walking sits at #15 on an 0-4 performance over the last few weeks and a 7-game losing streak, averaging just 64.0 PPG. This team is in a deep hole.
16.0% all-play 64.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Mavericks fall to #16 with an 0-4 performance over the last few weeks, an 8-game losing streak, and the Cooler of the Week honor for the longest active losing streak in the league. Mavs need a miracle.
16.0% all-play 63.8 PPG, last three weeks
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