The Pecking Order Week 17, 2025
Dream Team Erupts; Computer Jocks Climb Into Top 4
League sources tell me The Dream just dropped 170.82 points — the highest score in The League this week — and that explosion helped rocket them up four spots to #5 in the power rankings. Meanwhile, Computer Jocks are on fire, winning three straight and climbing three spots to #4, while Dark Magicians hold the #1 spot with a dominant 67.5% all-play record. But it's not all good news: Fire Ready are in freefall with a brutal seven-game losing streak.
The order on the map
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Dark Magicians sit atop The League at #1 with a 67.5% all-play record and 144.8 PPG over the last three weeks — elite execution when it matters most.
67.5% all-play 144.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Vitside's on a three-game win streak and holding steady at #2 with a 69.8% all-play mark — money is nice, but championships are better, and this team is playing like a contender.
69.8% all-play 117.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Da Dangsters surged up two spots to #3 with a 71.0% all-play record and are putting the league on notice with their consistency.
71.0% all-play 115.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Computer Jocks are absolutely cooking, up three spots to #4 with a perfect 3-0 record over the last three weeks and 122.8 PPG — boom.
58.8% all-play 122.8 PPG, last three weeks
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The Dream just detonated for 170.82 points this week and jumped four spots to #5 on the back of a flawless 3-0 record over the last three weeks and 130.2 PPG.
49.4% all-play 130.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Gridiron Geeks are slipping, down three to #6 after dropping two of their last three, but a 3-game winning streak keeps them dangerous.
58.0% all-play 114.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Mariachi Ninjas fell three spots to #7 with a 49.8% all-play record, though they're riding a three-game win streak — stay tuned.
49.8% all-play 120.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Wascawy Wabbits have completely cratered, falling two spots to #8 after going 0-3 over the last three weeks and scoring just 93.4 PPG — a 117.5 season average can't save you from this collapse.
65.9% all-play 93.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Bring The Pain are down one to #9 but boasting the longest active win streak in The League at four straight — league sources say they're buying low and selling high.
61.6% all-play 85.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Midwestside are stuck at #10 with a concerning 46.3% all-play record despite a 2-1 mark over the last three — middle-of-the-pack purgatory.
46.3% all-play 95.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Pigskins are flat at #11 with a 43.1% all-play record and 95.0 PPG over the last three — not good enough to climb, not bad enough to fall further.
43.1% all-play 95.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Dead Cap climbed two spots to #12 on a 28.6% all-play record, but league sources tell me they're 0-3 over the last three weeks and spiraling with a 3-game losing streak.
28.6% all-play 103.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Music City fell one spot to #13 and left a catastrophic 41.70 points on the bench this week — that kind of management malpractice will sink any franchise.
34.9% all-play 92.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Fire Ready climbed two spots to #14 but are drowning in a seven-game losing streak, the longest active cooler in The League.
26.7% all-play 97.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Cowboy Up dropped two to #15 with a 33.7% all-play record and are stuck in neutral with a three-game losing streak.
33.7% all-play 86.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Mavericks slipped one spot to #16, going 0-3 over the last three weeks with just 82.7 PPG — rock bottom is getting closer.
34.9% all-play 82.7 PPG, last three weeks
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