Memes of Vit's Trade

[bocious]

These were the ones that immediately came to mind, but I invite everyone to add their own.

[Vitside Mafia]

First off Nate, I would worry more about the 7 point crap burger that your QB just fed you than obsessing about the 1 point differential between Rogers and Palmer. Especially since Degenerate beat me by 10 points.

You really gotta twist that light bulb a little tighter in that head of your buddy cus you are showing up a little dim. I lost cus James Jones and Megatron were injured and were either removed from the game or limited and not because of the trade.

Lastly, I know this concept is alien to you, but I want to win a championship. If it means trading a second rounder and having no picks for a year then I'm willing to take that risk. Even Brandon dropped a 2nd to be more competitive by picking up Brady. If you don't understand that, then just sit in the corner and let the grown-ups play.

[bocious]

Sorry man, I know you don't want me to worry about you, but I just can't help it. I worry that you traded all your picks and significant cap space to take on a QB that is 8th among his peers despite being significantly more expensive than almost every other QB in the league. I worry that you've invested almost a third of your cap space into two QB's, and that number will only go up over the next three years. I worry that this was your lowest-scoring week of the season except for week 1 when I whooped you for the 2nd-highest point differential in league history. I worry that you just admitted to hanging your championship aspirations on James Jones. I worry that you justified your horrifying cap space decision by comparing yourself to someone who isn't making horrifying cap space decisions and think your situation compares to his in any way. Mostly, I just worry that I'll only have Brandon to banter with in the coming years as you and Shane battle at the bottom of the division while you convince yourself that you've earned a seat at the "grown-ups" table.

[bonesman]

I love it

[braven112]

Sorry man, I know you don't want me to worry about you, but I just can't help it. I worry that you traded all your picks and significant cap space to take on a QB that is 8th among his peers despite being significantly more expensive than almost every other QB in the league. I worry that you've invested almost a third of your cap space into two QB's, and that number will only go up over the next three years. I worry that this was your lowest-scoring week of the season except for week 1 when I whooped you for the 2nd-highest point differential in league history. I worry that you just admitted to hanging your championship aspirations on James Jones. I worry that you justified your horrifying cap space decision by comparing yourself to someone who isn't making horrifying cap space decisions and think your situation compares to his in any way. Mostly, I just worry that I'll only have Brandon to banter with in the coming years as you and Shane battle at the bottom of the division while you convince yourself that you've earned a seat at the "grown-ups" table.

[bonscott]

All I know is I must be doing it wrong because I never make the playoffs.

[braven112]

From the Jerry Jones school of Business Management.

http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/i ... y-cap-2014

[Vitside Mafia]

You know what Nate? You should definitely worry about my team. Not because I didn’t need James Jones to win and not because I’ll be stuck with possibly the 2 of the best QBs, one of the best RBs, the Best WR and the Best Defence in the up and coming years. You should worry about what I’m going to do next. Every year since I entered this league, have always made game changing moves. If you think I’m standing still, then you are not paying attention.
But if I have to spell it out how the grown-ups play, then I guess it’s the grown-ups job to teach the kids:





P.S .Brandon, this does not mean I like you. I’m just using you like the tool you are

[bocious]

Lol, I LOVE the pretty graphic. Here's one for you:



And here's another:



So... let's talk about all those moves you've been making. The moves that got you overpaying for a QB that so far hasn't outscored the guys you would have started if you hadn't traded for him. The moves that made you - as far as I can tell - the first owner in league history to pay more in cap penalties for dropping a player than the cost of the original contract... and stretched that penalty over two years. The moves that, as much as you don't like admitting it, have led me to to an all-time winning record over you.

I love that you have two QB's taking up a third of your salary, no draft picks (which we all know is why you lost out to Wascawy in the Graham Sweepstakes), and the looming choice of whether to franchise tag Megatron for $13.2million or fill the rest of your roster, but you talk about your "future" as if it exists beyond this year.

Keep making moves. Please.

PS - Here's a bonus "move" I didn't want you to forget:

Suck with Luck? Think I'll pass.

[griblets]

I'm just glad I'm out from under the weight of that monstrosity of a contract I created as a rookie.

Truth be told, I was about to release Rodgers to get rid of it.

[Vitside Mafia]

I like to see what you have to say about my recent QB moves now Nate. Both my guys did better than RG3!

[bocious]

Lol, if you can find a way for the Packers to play against the worst pass defense in the conference EVERY week, you'll be unstoppable!!!

[Wascawy Wabbits]

Something tells me Vit is probably feeling a little sick right now... I know I am after getting Jordy! Hopefully Rodgers is OK

[braven112]

I'm not sure about Vit, but I feel absolutely terrible right now...I'm just devastated. I don't see how Andrew Quarless will ever become the great player I envisioned him being without Aaron Rodgers.

[Vitside Mafia]

Talk about a kick in the crotch .... the football gods are cruel indeed but I'll still beat you, Brandon. I hope i take you out in the play-offs with Rodgers.

[bonesman]

And that's why you always start a kicker

[braven112]

the football gods are cruel indeed

While you are sacrificing pigs and biting the heads off chickens, paying homage to the fantasy football gods. I'm just going to make sure that I have enough cap room to complete my lineup each week.